WH Humour-gate: White House Scientists Struggle to Contain Outbreak of Scrutonium

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White House Scientists Struggle to Contain Outbreak of Scrutonium

 



WASHINGTON DC - Engaged a relentless battle against time and fatigue, a select group of message scientists assembled by the White House's Center for Narrative Control say they will take "all steps necessary"